FAV SIMSPONS QUOTE

[Reggy]

This one from the weekend

MMMMHHHH SPRINKELS

[m@w8]

The one from the new episode coming up this week...



Homer: Marge, can I use your car. Mine is playing up
(pan to window where Homers car is outside, laying upside down on fire)

[Deaks]

Not a massive Simpsons nut, but...

Homer: Ohh i've got the shakes....and i think i'll have the fries too...

Just golden.

[GTB96]

theres just waaay too many, so heres a few that i can remember - All Homer quotes of course:

"Where's the Any key?"

"Operator, gimme the number for 911"

"Bart....with $10,000 dollars...we'd be millionaires!"


Bahahahah.....i dont like the Simpsons anymore though.....too many re-runs :roll:

[azn2nr]

its actualy "im getting the shakes and the fries"

my fav is lenny "its the least you can do for us civilizing you" after wich he blows his nose into a squril and it runs off screaming

[m@w8]

i dont like the Simpsons anymore though.....too many re-runs :roll:

If you want to know when the new stuff is on... check here

http://www.snpp.com/upcoming/au-nz.html#ten

[bcrsturbo]

Raplh Wiggum

"Hi, Lisa, Hi Pincipal Skinner, Hi super nintendo Chalmers..... Im learnding"


Another Ralph,

"It tastes like...........burning"

[Nick D]

More of a fav episode

Homer walks to fridge, opens and pick up shaking beer can

Bart: " April F..." BANG! Can and the house blows up.

Then Wiggam says something about Pretzels that I can't remember LOL.

Very funny, and I have not seen it in ages.
They always seem to replay the same ones.

[RSKY]

flanders: Homer, i think you ran over something...

homer: yeah... i hope it was flanders...............
kidding.. kidding...

[Raynman]

More of a fav episode

Homer walks to fridge, opens and pick up shaking beer can

Bart: " April F..." BANG! Can and the house blows up.

Then Wiggam says something about Pretzels that I can't remember LOL.



Something along the lines of:

Lou: Looks like an explosion at the old simpson place
Wiggam: Ahh its probably nothing
Lou: There seems to be beer comming out of the chimney
Wiggam: am proceeding on foot call in a code red
Lou (Into radio) we need pretzels repeat pretzels



This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.


Here's some for the boyz:

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Does whisky count as beer?


Theres just too many :lol:

[watto]

Homer: My name is Mr Burns I believe you have some mail for me

P.O Worker: Ok Mr Burns whats your first name?

Homer: MM I don't know- great idea Bart

:lol: :lol:
I love Foxtel so many Simpson's reruns

[bosc0]

way to many to remember from the weekend H A R D!

reggie is the king of simmo quotes WERD H A R D!

[ZelkRS]

From the Episode when Homer goes to College...

Homer calls the Dean of students from a payphone underneathe the Dean's window...

Homer (in badly disguised voice): Hello Dean? You are a stupid-head!
Dean: Homer is that you?
Homer: ARGH!!

Love that one!

[watto]

Hot dog we have a weener :lol:

[Reggy]

yeah bosco the simpsons rock HARD

one fo my other favs

Ralf to lisa : " so do you like stuff "

Ralf :" the doctor said i wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if i kept my finger out of their

Willie " aahy bart i too know the pain of being deaf but i taught myself to read lips

P.O walks past " hey willie hows it going

Willie : " what did yeh say about me mother, for your infomation her feat stank cause she worked ankle deep in manure all day, but it was still the best damned star bucks in glasco

GOLD pure gold HARD

[rs_wagon]

When Homer runs out of the home naked after forgetting to pick up Bart from Soccer.

Lisa screams "Dad - Hide your shame!"

Then Flanders yells "Hey Homie.....I can see yopur doodle!"

There are so many I cant rmeember them all.

I do like the bit when Homer is missing Lisa and he picks up her sax, wraps his lips around it and yells "SAXAMAPHOOOOONE".

"Tramapoline!"

[Nathan|RST|]

This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke: It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! --Homer Simpson

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb. --Homer Simpson

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, free goo. --Homer Simpson

[Tank Subie Wagon]

Hey

Another great one is, homer: AAAHHH jokes....... i get jokes, hehe. :lol:

there are just so many of them .

Cheers

Luke

[Reggy]

Lyle landly : you know a town with money is a bit like a mule with a spinning wheel damned if he knows where he got it and damned if he knows how to use it

everone in the audience laughs except homer stands their looking puzzeled and then goes " hehehehe MULE "

LOL

Look at that kid their must be 10 bucks worth of grease alone on his forhead

Krustys taxman : at this rate you will be broke in a month, Krusty :" ok i am just going to have to cut back on the condor egg omlets, mmhhh a couple of them would be nice right about now,' Then procedes to light his ciggarette with a perl necklace LOL

[il duce]

...

[GX]

flanders: homer, ive noticed you've picked all my flowers.
homer: can make a float without flowers
flanders: yes, but did you have to salt the ground so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer:hehehehee... yeh

[GTB96]

Chief Wiggum:..nope...youve got the wrong number.....this is 91...2

:lol:

[CD_man]

Lie detector Guy: Now we are just going to ask you a few simple questions, and you have to answer yes or no. Do you understand.
Homer: (puzzled look) yes

lie detector blows up.

[i am a RS]

yeah, starting to get a tad repeditive but, anything ralph says is funny, one of the classics
-everyone- (talking about the berries being deadly)
-ralph- "I ATE THE PURPLE BERRIES ....ohhh i dont feel so good,
haha, i know not that funny but just think of the voice, THEN look at that quote....

[Reggy]

when the simpsons go to witness protection

and they are trying to get homer to remember his new name

when i tap your foot and say "hello mr johnston" you nod your head and say hello

does afore mentioned actions

homer leans over to other witsec officer and says in his funny voice " i think he is talking to you "

LOL i love that one they are their for like 7 hours trying to teach em their new name and then they rock up to terror lake with WITNESS PROTECTION shirts

also piss funny were sidshow bob gets smashed HARD by all the rakes

" mrmrmrurmrumrurrmrur " LOL :) :)

[m@w8]

Got a few hours to kill??

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=%22simpsons+quotes%22
:D

What I love is that there is a Simpson quote for EVERY occasion!!

[jack]

"im not a stabbing hobo, im a singing hobo"

(in song)

"nothin beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife"


thats a killer!


(no pun intended!)

[B4BOY]

the sugar eposide
marge:'Homer'
Homer: (columbian voice)
in america first you get the sugar
then you get the power
the you get the wemon

[BUZ13T]

homer. twenty dollars. oww i wanted a peanut
brain. twenty dollars can buy many peanuts
homer. explain how
brain. money can be exchanged for goods and services
homer. woo hoo

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When Homer pulls the englishman out of his pile of Sugar

Englishman: Hello

Homer: Hey Pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

Englishman: I nicked it. When you let your guard down for that split second. And I'll do it again............Goodbye.
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Chief of Police: You're off the case McGarnacle!

McGarnacle: No you're off your case Chief!

Chief: What does that mean exactly?

Homer: IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!!!!

Lisa: Dad sit down.

Homer: I'm sorry.
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Bart loses his soul episode
Jimbo: Way to breath, no breath
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Homer: Alright brain, its all up to you now, we have to think of a way to get Marge back or we'll lose her forever!!

Homers Brain: Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding,Eat the pudding,Eat the pudding,Eat the pudding,Eat the pudding.

Homer: okay but then we gotta get to work.
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some guy: whats your name
homer: max power, i got it off a blow dryer

[paddo]

bart: I never thought I'd say this but... you're my hero

Homer: do you want to change your name to homer junior? the kids at school can call you HO JU

[Mickey]

Last night.

Nelson to Bart's Teacher.

Bro's before Hoe's :lol:

[azn2nr]

willie- look boy you got the shinnin
bart- you mean the shining?
willie- shhhhhh you want to get suuued

[sigma]

homer: this is the last bar in town, if I can't get in here I'll have to give up drinking

homers's liver: WOOHOO

*homer punches himself in the guts*

homer: oww my liver.
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ralph: .... and that is where I saw the lepracon, he tells me to burn things

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lepracon: aye you've done well laddie, now you know what to do, burn them BURN THEM ALL!