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markmcrs
8th May 2005, 02:18 PM
Last night, Richard (Geach), James (Billsy) and myself went on a multi-car cruise.
Was posted on several SA based internet car forums.
The whole event was just a comedy of errors, to put it nicely.
First of all it was a 9pm meet for 10pm depart, well that was the idea.
We got there at 9.20pm and at 10pm there was no sign of us leaving, infact most cars arrived after 9.50pm.
Several people, including the 'organiser' had CB's, so by about 10.15pm we started giving the 'organiser' grief about why we weren't on the road yet. Several others were doing the same on the CB.
We finally left at 10.30pm :roll:
This was the first funny moment - the 'organiser' told everyone to warm up their cars.
Pfft, most were N/A's including the 'organiser's 300ZX.
Well everyone started for the exit and the 'organiser' got stuck mid-pack instead of leading the cruise.
There was cruise notes so everyone knew where to go.
We thought, serves 'em right.

Driving through traffic we got seperated into smaller groups.
We ended up in a group of about 12 cars as we hit the outskirts of town.
Then the lead car didn't stop at the first meet point - which was a blessing as we'd only been driving 20mins and I couldn't stand the idea of sitting around AGAIN!
So we continued on and through some very nice twisties we were driving pretty sedately due to a Skyline and Silvia that were setting a poor pace.
Once we got to the open roads I made my way to the front and headed to the next meet point.
We knew we'd be waiting for ages at the meet point so luckily there was a pub across the road.
We went and got a beer and waited for the rest.
Well the group that finally made it was now less than half the size of the original group :shock:
Many either got lost of left.

It came time to leave and as we were all driving out of the town we noticed several cars weaving from side to side.
We were a bit baffled at first, wondering why they were doing this, but I soon realised that they were trying to warm up their tyres !!! :shock: :shock:
Well we pissed ourselves laughing at that one :lol:
The cars engaging in this stupidity were; Ralliart magna,300zx, ford telstar, nissan pulsar and R31 skyline - all N/A's.

That was the last straw for us and we pulled the pin on the cruise, went back to richards for beers and a laugh at what we had just experienced.

So just wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience on a cruise...


mark.

DWBN
8th May 2005, 02:43 PM
:lol: thats awesome markee..

maybe even extent this thread to horror cruise stories like blown engines/prangs as well as shite organisation
all of the cruises ive been on so far have shaved a couple of years off my life expectancy due to sheer speed through twisties and the like :roll:

the one that sticks, cruising with prnors and paddo up some big arsed mountaing near wollongong. I had shite suspension at the time and was being passed by small men on unicycles i around the twisties. paddo was all over the back of my car like a rash and then nothing............still nothing he had gone, Weird I thought as i came around a tight hairpin going down the mountain. I pulled over to listen if i could hear his car. Nope still nothing...

and then..

a scream of tyres/boost/exhaust for 5 seconds and then paddo emerges from this hairpin opposite lock drifting the wagon. Problem was I was on the outside of the corner so if anything went wrong it concerned me :D

all was good and pat pulled the best drift ive seen in an RS to date 8)

paddo
8th May 2005, 09:22 PM
i had to pull over and wait about so i could get a decent run up at the corner! i didnt want to end up sandwiched into the back of your car!

Raz
8th May 2005, 09:32 PM
hahaha thats funny pads!

Mark...WTF was going on there then? Looks like abit of RSLC organisational skills were needed! Man o man I wish I was there just for the laughs!!!!
B W A A A A A A H A H A H A H A !

Billsy
9th May 2005, 01:11 PM
yeah the late start and the fact the some peanuts were leading and not the ones who knew where they were fukn going... sucked balls

i thought that a slowish all car cruise was a great idea. to...
a) runin my new motor and still be faster that 90% of the pack changing b4 5000 and on about 7psi
b) get a chance to see some burnouts/drifts :twisted: something you dont see on a subie cruize. but disapointed...
c) have a laugh at what others think is a fully sik car bro! ie: the boonger looking red vk with red neons. who also cant drive for sh!t or the "PHAT F2" charade with more twin muffler hanging out the back than a mack truck.

however once most of the dickheads left after meadows, it was an open rd country cruise. which didnt suit my reason for being there (to run in a new motor) but still managed 200k's
also being on soo many forums there was a u/c cop presence, who got a magna for going sideways :? :shock:

azn2nr
9th May 2005, 01:58 PM
planed for 10 ppl max + 35 ppl showing up + my intercooler piping comming off + police = worst cruise ever