My GX (Show Car)

[Rallyeee]

Details removed for paranoia of thieving little c*nts taking my bottomless pit of money and time.

[mitch]

I love this car, total sleeper! Have you welded your clutch in yet chris? :P

[hendo]

mmmmm, Nudgey Goodness

[Marv]

Frangipannis rock.

I love the Brownmobile, but it needs more masking tape decals... or you should do the dodgy spoiler-free mod like my car :D

[yods]

My nudge bar is bigger than your nudge bar!

What happened to the streamers on the aerial? Defected by the "po po" ??

[Rallyeee]

Yes, you're right guys, it is way slow and sh*t, it'd be a really crap car to steal hey!

[Marv]

I'll bring the masking tape and pink Poscas.

[Rallyeee]

Yay! Should make a good new avatar pic. If only the skid pan day was more open (to Commo bogans). Sure I'd get bashed but then I would shown them up with siknosdr1(eleven)1!1ftAE86fully bernouts!

[naif]

haha nice car dude,

i have an almost identical nudgebar at home(well ok it is identical) bar the 180mm round spotlights hahaha :rolleyes: cant fit the nudgebar and more due to putting the fmic in the gx bar.......

[Baz Sta]

nice flowers!! looks hot ;)

Sleeper badly, wish I had of seen this in action.

[rs guy]

i love your car coners its such a awesome sleeper :tu

[Mouse]

far out that thing is pure sex on wheels chris

but you need 26" spinnahs then it will be complete

but seriously when are you taking me out for some helis :D

[XXXR]

nice!

[Rallyeee]

but seriously when are you taking me out for some helis :D

Ring me next time it rains :) .

[Rallyeee]

Hey all you JLS H8rs. Update here on GXTREME!!! He's been getting along pretty good, copping all the molestation he deserves like my own personal alter boy. New mods are listed below:

- Replaced the stock CD player with a tape deck.
- Put cigarette burns in the seats and interior trims.
- Put the stock wheels back on and smeared faeces on the wheel nuts.
- Took the steering wheel off and left it in a tanning booth for 4 days so it went all faded and crusty.
- Wanked and smeared my own semen over all the controls.
- Removed springs inside the driver's seat and installed a giant black, 4" thick dildo with aids infected blood on it and lift charges underneath. If some dirty thieving c*nt (DTC) tries to steal my car, a trigger causes the lift charges to explode and the DTC is instantly and brutally raped in the anus. But not brutally enough for instant death because the bad aids wil get them.
- Taped razor blades (also infected with aids + cancer of the head) throughout the ignition wiring under the steering column.
- Compiled the a complete collection of centrelink pamphlets and arranged them in a convenient display throughout the cabin so that any DTCs may get distracted by another new payment they can claim for and leave my car the f*ck alone.

[Hodgey]

Nice chris. Aren 't you glad to see all your hard work in convincing me to buy a 6spd paid of, cos now I've finally farkin got one! lol

Sounds like its coming along nicely. Whens a 2.5 going in?

[Karl]

JLS .... of the frangipanis. Deceptive fooker, nice job.

[Rallyeee]

Nice chris. Aren 't you glad to see all your hard work in convincing me to buy a 6spd paid of, cos now I've finally farkin got one! lol

Sounds like its coming along nicely. Whens a 2.5 going in?

Hey, I'm just happy I stuck with my GX 4 speed auto because autos are nice and stuff. I'd put a 2.5 in but I don't want to adversly affect my economy, the more money I save on fuel, the more money I have to spend on collecting mint condition action figurines and playing world of warcraft.

[Jim]

looks the goods chris, well when you look under it all that is :D look forward to seeing what shes got next time i see it.. kudos to you for all the hard work you put into it ..

[kezza]

nice job, never would have picked it as having all the best parts hidden beneath the brown shell.. :)
i originally thought it was just a stock gx (shows how much of a sleeper it is)
word

[scrim]

Simply the best colour..

I'd imagine it'd go pretty well too, welldone!

[nick e[v]ans]

What a slut of a car. Love it.

[Marv]

Your car sucks more than you do.

Get a job so you can get some decent modifications that you keep blabbering about instead of this stop-gap bullshit. You need to stop trying to run your car on the dregs of Jim Beam & Coke pre-mixers & stale goon that you steal from the Terrigal beer garden.

And I know I'm a JLS h8r. When are we going to do sick max doughies in the gravel at Gosford station? How's your Zinger?

[4ce_full]

love this thing chris.
Cant wait till all the mods get done, it will be an absolute weapon.

[Rallyeee]

I converted my car to FWD today to improve fuel economy. I got all the stuff for free because it is worth nothing and you could never sell it for any money or anything and stuff.

[CRUISN]

Very nice work indeed. :)

Great to be able to do things yourself.

[sooobi]

reespekk.. engine bay pic???

[dtrally]

Nice improvements Chris. Maybe the fender brace should have say 20mm returns folded along the edges to give some lateral stiffness as well? Or make them from channel?

[Rallyeee]

Doesn't need to provide any ridgidity other than in tension, plus a little in compression to avoid buckling but the thickness of the alloy covers that. Braces are only really capable of adding significant stiffness in the axial direction if you get me.. before I try and fail at explaining I think I'll just link you to a guy on nasioc that explains it much better than I can, post #28:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1188538&highlight=fender+brace+engineer&page=2

I might take a pic of the engine bay, pretty boring though, I try and hide most bits I put on. Plus it still has the crappy old un-economical combustion engine, getting very sick of seeing it there, might buy a prius.

[dtrally]

That thread's a good read Chris. That aircraft engineer explains it pretty well. I agree that the brace will never stop the rails moving laterally, it will simply act through the bolt centreline on the pillars as he says. I just like to see flat braces with some rigidity by some returns, or as per the OE brace with a 'Ridge'.
Really I reckon anyone who thinks those tubular aftermarket braces will make the car handle any different is dreaming. I lol'd at those guys who did one side only and reckoned the car turned better one way than the other. Placebo effect I'm certain. I reckon the alloy design you have is on the money though, purely from a weight saving perspective, and simple, effective design.

[JELLIS]

You're so cheap... get a job.

I would have been very very very very interested to see some graphs making a comparo between pre-knife-edged TB, fancy new up-pipe... ported TUBRO BRO. You say you have seat-of-the-pants dyno telling you good things... but placebo effect much?? Although, you tend to do good things.

You inspire me, Chris... a wee-lad with a history of drug abuse and child molestation... and now you've grown up to be a respectable... well... you're doing good things to your car and that's good.

You contemplating TMIC or FMIC for replacing the W2A unit?

[Rallyeee]

Doug, I think in terms of buckling stiffness it'd be similar to the stock brace. The stock brace has the ridge which helps a lot but it's only ~1.6mm steel. The alloy brace is 6mm thick. I would be very very surprised if it buckled considering the force due to cornering or braking (or basically anything you do) puts the brace in tension not compression. It's really just there to stop that 90 degree angle opening up from the strut pushing up on the strut tower.

JLS: I have a job, actually I have two diiir brain. Get a.. get.... get a.... less stupid face!

Dogs have tits.

[Marv]

I like your car, particularly the paint job on the wheels.

Make me an up-pipe with GT Spec flanges.

PS: haha flange.

[Rallyeee]

My ugly whore of a car got broken into last week along with a whole mess of other cars nearby. Little c*nts...


Anyway, here's what I was doing when I wasn't having to fix damage caused by lowies:

- stabbing orphans



Then I did a retune and a wheel alignment to a van down the road and then I stabbed an orphan.

[Marv]

It's good that this car is actually getting... umm... good. It looks pretty hot now and despite your best efforts you can see it is thoroughly modified from the outside now, but there is just something seriously wrong with it (like a kid with Down Syndrome in a muscle shirt or some sh*t). If you ever washed it it might go faster, too (blow the rust out and get rid of the 11ty kg of dirt).

I have teh nerds at work hax0ring a solution to your problem with tube crossmembers, too. And what I mean by that is - they're attempting to un-corrupt the corrupted file I have. How it was corrupted I don't know, but I suspect it has something to do with Benski, a wire brush and a bag of lollies.

PS: Your car is built on the broken dreams of a thousand AIDS-infected ladyboys. I hope it burns when you pee.

[Rallyeee]

You are correct, it's packin the mad-tite JDM performance look now. Since it arouses you so much I organised a new photo shoot. I hunted around for days for the perfect location and eventually decided on the front part of the driveway, next to the caravan. It took a while to get such a great shot but it was worth it, P.I.M.P:




http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e327/Rallyeee/Mousie.jpg

[Marv]

Is that Jesus' caravan parked in your front yard? Would explain the flare-out happening...

Needs more grass chocked into the wheels & arches ala that time at Andy's.

[dja]

Chris, i thoroughly like it mate, you have done well.
Impressive welding on the pipework btw.
Marv, your aids is the awesome, long live intr4nets

[LiBsEsSeD]

Is that Jesus' caravan parked in your front yard? Would explain the flare-out happening...

Needs more grass chocked into the wheels & arches ala that time at Andy's.

wellit is an old one they actualy dont make it anymore!lol the name of the caravan i think is a jayco starcraft

oh and a very nice car you have there!!

[Marv]

wellit is an old one they actualy dont make it anymore!lol the name of the caravan i think is a jayco starcraft


Thank you for that fascinating insight into the mysterious world of caravans and their genealogy. Before your post I didn't care at all for their plight, but now I care this much [----->.]

:tu

Dan, one day (with training) your AIDS will blossom like mine and your sores and scabs will make for impressive plumage.

[LiBsEsSeD]

Before your post I didn't care at all for their plight, but now I care this much [----->.]

i dont really care if you did or didnt.
i work with the ****ing things so i though i would shed some light...
sorry if it wasnt what u wanted to hear!!
and to the op sorry to whore your thread.

[Mouse]

your car looks crap chris :)

[Marv]

There should be a vid on here of you launching this thing. The entire raison d'etre for this car is it being fun to drive (cue: big, 4-wheel-smoking launches).

I also hope those free coilovers are working out ok, Chris? :)

[Rallyeee]

Before your post I didn't care at all for their plight, but now I care this much [----->.]

i dont really care if you did or didnt.
i work with the ****ing things so i though i would shed some light...
sorry if it wasnt what u wanted to hear!!
and to the op sorry to whore your thread.

I don't think he was having a go mate, just pointing out that the info was just a little left field but anyway, you are correct, it is a "Starcraft". I felt this particular model would compliment my car for the photo shoot better than any other so my dad made some calls and worked his magic and what a result! My dad's been in the business of messing with vans and motorhomes and stuff for 30+ years.

Thanks mouse :) .

Iain, the coilovers are silly, I used them to stab through an orphan and then I ate pie.

[CRUISN]

Youve put some very tidy work into the handling side of things and the IC piping work is pretty flash, nice job. :D

[rs guy]

ultimate sleeper right there :tu

[yods]

requesting more pics of the caravan. maybe you could photoshop your car onto the front of it so it looks like you are towing it.

[JELLIS]

I hope your cancer eats your AIDS and you implode.

You doing Canberra?

[Marty]

your car and skills are awesome.

[Spark]

quite the sleeper indeed. Good work.

[Coppers lost]

quite the sleeper indeed. Good work.
You there Spark may want to go and introduce yourself.

Nice car and job on the welding there, have to agree with dja. :tu

[Rallyeee]

Thanks for the brown appreciation guys. Definitely needs some more frangipani before the national meet though.

JLS: yeah I'm doing Canberra, you? Oh, sorry, you're life's over now isn't it, have fun building meticulous model trains and wearing your pants too high. Would have been good to put that impretza to use some time.

[JELLIS]

Thanks for the brown appreciation guys. Definitely needs some more frangipani before the national meet though.

JLS: yeah I'm doing Canberra, you? Oh, sorry, you're life's over now isn't it, have fun building meticulous model trains and wearing your pants too high. Would have been good to put that impretza to use some time.

On the contrary... my wife has said my life has just begun... my life of model train building and wearing my pants too high. I don't think I'm gonna make it, I've had a last minute trip planned to San Francisco. I fly out on Tuesday and back on Saturday morning some time... after spending ALL this weekend at work installing the new SBS server.

Shut up... you're a poo head.

[BenTZ]

ill bring a sheet of frangipani stickers?

[Rallyeee]

But but but Josh, skids! Just come down to Canberra on Saturday, you'll only have missed the drags, track day and skid pan....

Ben: you have a sheet of frangipani stickers? That would be great, one more thing off my long to-do list.

[dtrally]

But but but Josh, skids! Just come down to Canberra on Saturday, you'll only have missed the drags, track day and skid pan....
.

Yep, plenty of time to get drunk, fall asleep in your car and wake up with an epic spew half out the door and half on the sill of the WRX. :P

[BenTZ]

But but but Josh, skids! Just come down to Canberra on Saturday, you'll only have missed the drags, track day and skid pan....

Ben: you have a sheet of frangipani stickers? That would be great, one more thing off my long to-do list.
seomehere, it was a 'present' oene christmas as a joke, the gf's mum wanted them all over the fiori.
if i find them they are yours.

[Marv]

Yep, plenty of time to get drunk, fall asleep in your car and wake up with an epic spew half out the door and half on the sill of the WRX. :P

You missed the bit where he pushed it under the car with his hands while still pissed. :P

[JELLIS]

You missed the bit where he pushed it under the car with his hands while still pissed. :P

Ouch... that really hurts.

Why is it I still get surprised with how fat, lazy and stupid American people are when I'm here?? I knew it was gonna be like this...

I actually realised I was thinking of the wrong weekend. It starts NEXT week doesn't it? Might be able to make an appearance... even if it's just the drags.